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Dear Wedding Planner,

I'm in a quandary. It's really hard to strike the proper balance between 'Yeah, wedding's are alright I guess' and 'I'm marrying the woman of my dreams' - what do you recommend?

- The Groom

Dear Groom,

Celebrating your union can certainly be a roller coaster of emotions! Often the pressure to act perfectly becomes overwhelming and it is hard to find balance in the flurry of plans and activities. Just remember, this is a magical time for you and your betrothed. You should cherish this time together as you look forward to the co-mingling of your souls. Just relax, perhaps try some meditation, yoga or hot teas. Not for you? How about gambling, tequila and big hunks of cheese?

You should also try a Xanex for that nightmare you’ve described.

- The Wedding Planner