Hygeine

dear wedding planner:

I plan on staying in a tent and when i camp i get grubby.

is bathing required during the weekend?

sincerely,

grubby tenter

Dear Grubby-

Nothing is required when we are celebrating the magical co-mingling of two cherished souls. However, from the way you have phrased your question, it sounds as if you are bringing a one man tent. If you plan to keep it that way, then bathing is certainly optional.

- The Wedding Planner