Etiquette

Dear Wedding Planner,

I have attended many of Cath and Stefan's parties in the past and it seems that anything goes. There has always been all manner of lewd behavior, trash talk and iffy language. Will the wedding be different? Can you give any tips on what is allowed and what crosses the lines of decorum?

Sincerely,

Freak-on

Dear Freak,

Weddings should always display the individual character of the couple. Remember we are celebrating the uniqueness of their love and that can be demonstrated in many ways. For example, one delightful couple for whom I planned a wedding loved puppies so, the obvious choice was to cover the tables with real puppy fur and to allow barking and chew toys. In the case of Cath and Stefan, we do not want to limit behaviors that come naturally to them and even work to cement their union. Therefore, freaking will be allowed with the following exceptions:

1. Animals
2.Pregnant Ladies
3. Babies
4. The Water Supply

So let's stick to these few rules and keep things fun for everyone!

-The Wedding Planner