Friday, June 27, 2008

Sanitation

Dear Wedding Planner,

Do you think there will be bathrooms at Cath and Stefan's wedding? I've never used an outhouse, and I'm afraid of splinters and spiders.
Please reply soon. My therapist is very busy.
Yours,

Slightly Creeped Out

Dear Slightly,

Don't be silly, Vermont is not habitat for any large spider species and the toilet seats will be of the finest terracotta. So, no chance of spider bites or splinters! I would be far more afraid of bears and VD.

-The Wedding Planner

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